Jack Sparrow.. come on, everyone kinda likes his guyliner and strangely tangled beard. Don't kid yourself.
This is actually kinda awkward. The man on the photos above and under is actually Captain Bill Wichrowski when he was younger. And yes, he is Zack Larson's father. And yes...I know they look a lot alike. Oh and he has a beard. I feel kinda creepy for liking a man who looks like he could be a pornstar from the 70's. But hey, at least he has a pretty face and fabulous facial hair.
I have no clue who this guy is but he looks great!
Oh and a mustache never hurt anyone either... This is Brandon Flowers.
Now don't tell me facial hair isn't a positive thing!